List: Songs About Food That Are Really About Sex

Ice Cream Man- Tom Waits, Screamin’ Jay Hawkins

Peaches and Cream- Beck

Cherry Pie- Warrant

Back Door Man- Howlin’ Wolf

Brown Sugar- The Rolling Stones

I Can Cook, Too- from On the Town

Milkshake- Kelis

Pour Some Sugar On Me- Def Leppard

Down Home Girl- The Coasters, Old Crow Medicine Show, others

Sugar In My Bowl- Nina Simone

I Want Candy- Bow Wow Wow

Breakfast in Bed- Loudon Wainwright III

Candy Man- Mississippi John Hurt

I’m Sellin’ My Pork Chops- Memphis Minnie McCoy

Don’t Touch My Tomatoes- Josephine Baker

Les Sucettes- France Gall, Serge Gainsbourg

Keep On Churnin’- Ozark Mountain Daredevils

Candyman- Christina Aguilera

Artichoke- Cibo Matto

Mary’s Kitchen- Old Crow Medicine Show

The Lemon Song- Led Zeppelin

Any blues song about jelly, jelly rolls, or peaches. Any blues song about food, period.

Got any to add that get your oven heatin’ up?

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4 Responses to “List: Songs About Food That Are Really About Sex”

  1. Cptn Will Says:

    How about “I Like My Chickens Fryin’ Size” by Merle Travis

  2. I think “Yummy, Yummy, Yummy” should count. It’s sort of food related and 1,000% about sex. And 100,000% groddy.

  3. “Mango Vert” by Mighty Sparrow is the dirtiest food song I know. Chorus goes “If you eat it right the hair won’t stick in your teeth / and your bound to say how it tasted sweet, sweet, sweet / but if you eat it wrong don’t walk in the street / everybody gonna know when they see the hair in your teeth”.

    arrived here via Ray’s photos of you > your flickr > this blog. nice stuff. subscribing.

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